Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

Lionel Stander: Barman

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• Barman : And so, this cousin of mine keeps writing me to come on down to New Orleans. "Come on down. Help me with the bar. Make a pile of money." You know, I don't think I'd get along in a big city. It's too full of fast men and loose women. Begging your pardon, ma'am. Ah, no. Now, I'm too used to a quiet, simple country life.

• Barman : What can I do for you, ma'am?

  Jill : I would like some water, if it's no trouble.

  Barman : Water? Well, you see, that word is poison around these parts ever since the days of the great flood.

  Jill : You mean you never wash?

  Barman : We sure do!

  Jill : Well, I'd like to use the same facilities you people do.

  Barman : You sure can. Just happen to have a full tub in the back. And you're lucky. Only 3 people have used it this morning.

  Jill : Used it one at a time or all together?

• Barman : [to Jill]  I can tell you're accustomed to fine living. Bet you come from one of those big eastern cities.