Caddyshack II (1988)

Dan Aykroyd: Capt. Tom Everett

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• Chandler Young : Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.

  Capt. Tom Everett : Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?

  Chandler Young : We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.

  Capt. Tom Everett : No, I mean do you want him... Everett pulls out a gun.

  Capt. Tom Everett : ...terminated?

  Chandler Young : The less I know about that, the better.

  Capt. Tom Everett : Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened...

  [Everett winces as electricity is heard] 

  Capt. Tom Everett : ...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.

• Capt. Tom Everett : In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse.

  Chandler Young : Captain Everett...

  Capt. Tom Everett : Goodbye, Mrs. Esterhouse.

• Capt. Tom Everett : If I pull the arrow out, will you p-please s-suck out the poison?

  Ty Webb : Let me get this straight. You pull it out, I suck. Is there any money in it for me?