Legally Blonde (2001)

Victor Garber: Professor Callahan

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• Elle : For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.

  Professor Callahan : You've just won your case.

• Professor Callahan : Do you think she woke up one morning and said "I think I'll go to law school today"?

• Elle : I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.

  Professor Callahan : Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!

• Professor Callahan : Smell this.

  Emmett : What is it?

  Professor Callahan : Her resume.

  Emmett : [sniffs the pink paper]  Smells good.

• Professor Callahan : Let the blood bath begin.

• Brooke : Why would I kill my husband?

  Professor Callahan : Insurance? A love affair? Pure, unadulterated hatred? Believe me; the D.A. will come up with plenty of reasons.

  Brooke : I loved him.

  Professor Callahan : He was 34 years older than you. That doesn't look so good to a jury.

  Brooke : Then show them a picture of his dick. That should clear a few things up.

• Elle : Here it is!

  Professor Callahan : It's pink...

  Elle : Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Okay, well, see you next class!

• [after being escorted into the courtroom by the bailiff, Brooke smiles at Callahan intently after learning the truth from Emmett] 

  Professor Callahan : What are you so happy about? You're on trial for murder.

  Brooke : Get up.

  Professor Callahan : What?

  Brooke : You're fired. I have new representation.

  Professor Callahan : Who?

  [Callahan is shocked when Elle returns to the courtroom escorted by Dorky Dave]