Puss in Boots (2011)
Salma Hayek: Kitty Softpaws
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Quotes
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Kitty Softpaws : That's a lot of heel for a guy, don't you think?
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Puss in Boots : I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws : Sooner than you think.
[Puss realizes that Kitty has his boots]
Puss in Boots : She is a bad kitty.
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Kitty Softpaws : [to Puss] You hit me in the head with a guitar!
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[Taking Puss' bag of money]
Kitty Softpaws : [sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money!
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Kitty Softpaws : [to Puss, wearing his hat] I'll steal you blind, and you'll never even know I was there!
[an annoyed Puss grabs his hat back]
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Kitty Softpaws : [In a calm voice] You owe me.
Puss in Boots : I owe you?
Kitty Softpaws : [starts to flirt with Puss] Uh-huh. You hit me in the head with a guitar.
Puss in Boots : I, uh, regret the guitar.
Kitty Softpaws : Okay, I forgive you.
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Puss in Boots : There is one word for you, Kitty Softpaws: Me-wow!
Kitty Softpaws : I know you have quite a reputation with the ladies, Mr. Friskie Two-Times.
Puss in Boots : I've also been known as the... Furry Lover! But that was before I met you.
Kitty Softpaws : You don't know me, Puss.
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Puss in Boots : There is one teeny, tiny, itty-bitty problem.
Kitty Softpaws : And what is that?
Puss in Boots : You work for the egg!
Kitty Softpaws : Oh, come on, Puss.
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Kitty Softpaws : Guys, guys. It's a gold pooper.
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Kitty Softpaws : Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!
Humpty Dumpty : Eh, what? Are you embarrassed? I'm not.
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Kitty Softpaws : I was just a stray; but, I had beautiful claws. One day, a really nice couple took me in. Gave me milk every morning. Loved me. Maybe I scratched their curtains or played too rough with the hamster. I don't know why they did it. But they took my claws.
Puss in Boots : Cat people are crazy.