Family Guy (TV Series)

Bango Was His Name Oh! (2006)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Commercial Announcer

Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : [catching Peter and Lois in the middle of a romantic tryst]  Oh, my God!

  Chris Griffin : I don't know what they're fighting about, but I think Dad's winning. Go, Dad!

• Chris Griffin : Mom, Meg says Omar Sharif is dead, but I think she's thinking of Anthony Quinn.

  Lois Griffin : [covering herself]  Chris, your father and I are in the tub. And, Meg, you are thinking of Anthony Quinn. Now, get out!

  [they leave] 

  Lois Griffin : Peter, this is ridiculous. We have no privacy here. We gotta get those kids out of the house once in a while. I mean, shouldn't they be dating?

  Peter Griffin : Eh, that doesn't solve the problem, Lois. If they start dating, I mean, their-their rooms are right next to each other, they'll start having sex, we'll never get 'em out of the house, and...

  Lois Griffin : No, no, no. You idiot, I'm talking about them dating other people.

• Peter Griffin : Kids, your mother and I have decided that we're gonna help you two get out in the dating world.

  Lois Griffin : That's right. Chris, I'm gonna show you how to be an affable, desirable young man who doesn't smell like the inside of a wool hat.

  Chris Griffin : Why you gotta break balls?

  Peter Griffin : And, Meg, when I get through with you, you're gonna be beating guys off with both hands.

  Meg Griffin : This is gonna be so fun.

  Peter Griffin : Hey! Zip it. Rule number one: no speaky until the man speaky to you.