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If you keep doing
what you've been doing, you'll keep getting what you've
been getting. |
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If you kids don't
behave, just wait till your father gets home. |
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If you know better,
do better. |
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If you leap the net
will appear. |
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If you lie down
with dogs, expect to get up with fleas! |
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If you limit your
training, you limit your options. |
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If you live for
tomorrow, you�ll mourn the loss of all the todays you
missed. |
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If you live with
one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, all you
do is p*ss all over today. |
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If you look at the
heart, almost everyone's beautiful. |
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If you lose it and
it comes back, it was meant to be. If you try to lose it
and it stays on the couch
and doesn't move, you either married it or gave birth to
it. |
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If you love life,
life will love you back. |
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If you love
someone, put his name in a circle, instead of a heart.
Hearts can break, but circles go on forever. |
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If you love
something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is
truly meant to be. |
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If you love
something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it
down and kill it. |
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If you meet me and
forget about me you have lost nothing. But, if you meet
Jesus Christ and
forget about Him, you've lost everything. |
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If you mess with my
little chicks, I'll peck you on the head. |
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If you muddy the
stream of life, you�re going to drink dirty water! |
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If you must choose
between being liked or being respected, do what is right
and be respected. |
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If you must drink
and drive, I'll provide the chaser! |
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If you need it
tomorrow, you should have given it to me two weeks ago! |
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If you need to go,
you better go NOW! |
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If you never have
to say "I'm sorry", you are doing it right. |
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If you never learn
anything else in life, learn how to love yourself. |
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If you never try to
do better, you'll never know how well you could have
done! |
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If you never walked
my shoes, you don�t know. |
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If you object, I
can still over rule because I make the rules when it
comes to matters of my heart. |
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If you only knew! |
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If you plan to leap
tall buildings, slay dragons and generally be famous,
always remember that sometimes the dragon wins! |
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If you plant ice,
you're gonna harvest wind. |
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If you play with
fire, you're going to get burnt. |
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If you really want
lobster, don't settle for licking the top of a tuna fish
can. |
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If you really want
to be happy, nobody can stop you! |
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If you run from a
bike officer, you go to jail, TIRED! |
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If you see someone
without a smile, give them one of yours. |
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If you seriously
want to change the quality of your life, you must change
the quality of your thoughts! |
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If you slip and
fall, give me a call. |
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If you stand for
nothing, you will fall for everything. |
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If you still
believe in stereotypes, you haven't met me. |
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If you take
everything seriously, you've got some serious work to
do! |
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If you think today
is a bad day, try missing it all together. |
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If you think you
can or if you think you can't, you�re probably right! |
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If you throw a cat
out a car window, does it become kitty litter? |
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If you try one more
time than you fail, then you have never failed! |
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If you volunteer,
then you are no professional! |
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If you wake me up
early, you better have some coffee in your hand for me! |
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If you want it done
right, do it yourself. |
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If you want it done
right, let me do it. |
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If you want it,
it's worth working for. |
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If you want it,
reach out and grab it. |
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If you want
something in life, you have to strive for it. |
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If you want
something you've never had, you have to do something
you've never done. |
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If you want the
rainbow, you have to put up with the rain. |
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If you want to be
seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If
you want to be respected,
sit down and shut up. |
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If you want to be
somebody, if you want to go somewhere you better wake up
and pay attention. |
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If you want to
catch fish - FISH! |
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If you want to find
gold you got to go where the gold is! |
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If you want to fly
with eagles, you can't run with turkeys. |
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If you want to give
God a good laugh, tell Him your Plan for Life. |
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If you want to own
the body, you�ve got to pay the rent! |
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If you want to ruin
a great passion, just try earning a living doing it! |
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If you want to run
with the big dogs, then stay off the porch. |
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If you want to
stand alone, then don't complain when you fall! |
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If you want what
you�ve never had, you have to do what you�ve never
done. |
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If you want your
marriage to work, you have to work at your marriage. |
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If you win the
lottery you will be happy for a year, but if you enjoy
your job you will be happy
for a lifetime. |
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If you won�t let me
search, I�ll get my dog out. |
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If you work hard
enough, you may not get what you want but you'll get
what you need. |
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If you would have
put the ski mask on before you went into the store... |
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If your goal in
learning is to verify that you are correct, you will not
learn the truth. |
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If your heart can
believe it and your mind can conceive it, then you can
achieve it! |
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If your hose is too
short and your pump is too weak, get a little closer. |
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If your life is
boring and inadequate, then you must be a boring and
inadequate person. |
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If your nose runs
and your feet smell, you are upside down! |
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If your problems
seem large look into the sky, and see how insignificant
they are. |
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If your ship
doesn't come in, swim out to it! |
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If your stick isn�t
long enough to reach the bottom of the pot, you�re going
to burn your hand. |
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If you're alive,
it's a good day. |
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If you're always
looking behind you, then you will never see what's right
in front of you. |
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If you're coasting,
you're probably going downhill. |
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If you're going to
do it, do it right! |
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If you're going to
do it, do it well. |
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If you're going to
get on it, you better stay on it. |
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If you're
inhibited, you're missing the fun. |
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If you're nice to
me, I'll be nice to you. |
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If you're not as
close to God as you used to be, who moved? |
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If you're not busy
being born, you're busy dying. |
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If you're not going
forward, you're going to get pushed back. |
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If you're not in
the lead, you're eating dust. |
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If you're not
living on the edge, then you're taking up too much
space! |
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If you're not
outraged, you're not paying attention. |
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If you're not
playing with a full deck, don't shuffle in public. |
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If you're not
Pro-Life, you're Pro-Death. |
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If you're not the
lead dog, the view never changes. |
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If you're not worth
being talked about, you're probably already dead. |
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If you're shooting
for the moon and fall among the stars, you�re still
ahead of the game. |
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If you're so smart,
then why aren�t you rich? |
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If you've got the
guts to try it, you're already halfway there. |
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If you've got time
to pray, God's got time to listen. |
