User:Siberian Husky

I am the world's smartest Siberian Husky.

While other Huskies are content to go on walks or chase balls, I am literate and can type rather neatly, notwithstanding my big hairy paws are entirely too large for human-designed computer keyboards.

And, yes, my gorgeous blue eyes do glow red at night, thank you very much.

And now a few words in Siberian Husky: "Woo! Woo woo woo! Woo woo woo woo woo woo!"