User:Picard's Facepalm

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My edits in Wikipedia by namespace as of November 4, 2024

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About

Just an old WP editor who has come back from the dead. Page under development.

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Users Monitored

With some exceptions, this is generally not a good list to be on. If you see your name or IP on it and want to be removed - you can see the tags below, refer to your talk page or contact me to better understand what needs to be done to accomplish this.

Current List of Permanently Monitored Users.

User	Reason	Status
96.227.141.216 contribs talk	WP:VANDAL, WP:BLANKING, WP:DIS, WP:NOTFORUM, WP:REF, WP:NOTBROKEN, WP:BLOCK	3 month block on 10/29/23 6 month block on 1/29/24 1 year block on 1/30/24
90.186.219.38 contribs talk	WP:PA, WP:BLANKING, WP:CITE, WP:DIS, WP:BLOCK	72 hour block on 9/15/23
Rafinha10Ano contribs talk	WP:GWAR, WP:DIS, WP:BLOCK	1 week block on 10/17/23 1 month block on 12/6/23 WP:INDEFed on 1/8/24
209.93.94.3 contribs talk	WP:CITE, WP:DIS, WP:PA, WP:LIE
93.216.109.46 contribs talk	WP:DIS, WP:PA, WP:LIBEL, WP:BLANKING, WP:BLOCK, WP:EVASION, WP:HARASS	1 month block on 12/16/23
89.109.85.166 contribs talk	WP:CITE, WP:VANDAL, WP:BLANKING, WP:BLOCK, WP:ES	1 week block on 1/6/24
Editingskill12e contribs talk	WP:CITE, WP:DATE, WP:MOS, WP:PUFFERY. WP:GWAR
Newsjunkie contribs talk	WP:CITE, WP:BAREURL

AfD's Monitored

List of Articles for Deletion created or monitored

Article	AfD Created	Monitored	Reason	Result
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Twomad	X	N	He was not notable enough to have a WP article when he was alive. That does not change now that he is dead.	Keep
Draft:Sihae Aircraft Manufacturing Co., Ltd. S100	X	Y	Zero-length article created by AnonIP user with only 3 reverted edits to their credit. No such company revealed in Google searches. Likely WP:COI even if legitimate.	Deleted Re-created Deleted (Hoax) Re-created Deleted (user INDEFed)
Live at Montreux 1981 (Redirect page)	X	N	Mike Oldfield is not the only artist to have a release titled "Live at Montreux 1981". Numerous artists have the same titled release including James Brown , Stray Cats, David Sanborn, Maggie Bell and Midnight Flyer, Yellowjackets (band) and more.	Retarget
Talk:Henri Julliot	X	N	Talk page created by AnonIP as an apparent test and has no subject page	Deleted
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Heat diner scene	X	N	Newly created, redundant, stem article of Heat (1995 film)	Merged

Articles Permanently Monitored

Current List of Monitored Articles (does not include user pages)

Article	Reason or Interest
1994 Fairchild Air Force Base B-52 crash	A horrible tragedy that is often a target of vandalism, personal opinions and attacks
410th Air Expeditionary Wing	Air wing at K. I. Sawyer Air Force Base where I was stationed for 8 years
Acid jazz	Genre pioneered by Chicago's own Liquid Soul, with whom I've been affiliated for 25 years
Antonov An-225 Mriya	A miraculous aircraft which fell victim to a conflict it should have never been in
Audiovisual	My hobby and profession
Base Realignment and Closure	A very tumultuous program after the Cold War resulting in the gutting of the US Military, and closure of over 400 bases including K. I. Sawyer Air Force Base
Beechcraft Premier	One of the coolest and most economical personal jet aircraft I have logged hours in
Boeing B-52 Stratofortress	One of the coolest and most powerful military aircraft I have logged hours in at K. I. Sawyer Air Force Base
Boeing C-17 Globemaster III	Successor to the Lockheed C-141 Starlifter and baby-brother grandson to the Lockheed C-5 Galaxy
Boeing KC-135 Stratotanker	One of the coolest and most essential military aircraft I have logged hours in at K. I. Sawyer Air Force Base
Calumet Air Force Station	Another Michigan Air Force Base I was stationed at
Cities: Skylines	An awesome city-building simulator, successor to the old SimCity franchise
Clear and Present Danger (film)	Having grown up and served during the Cold War I am a huge Tom Clancy fan
Counter rocket, artillery, and mortar	One of the most awesome defensive military weapons of all time
DikuMUD	I was playing MUDs long before The Internet was public. Long live JediMUD (page since deleted - boo hiss)
Double Door	Was hands-down the best music venue in Chicago and gave birth to many amazing bands, as well as the Acid jazz genre in the United States
Eric Clapton	Best guitarist ever, whom I have had the opportunity to see live with Phil Collins
FedRAMP	A disastrously expensive and reckless effort by the federal government to locate all information services to hosted & cloud-based solutions
Fort Lewis (Washington)	Next door to McChord Air Force Base where I was assigned for 3 years
Fort Sheridan, Illinois	Another victim of Base Realignment and Closure which I spent time at
Genesis G80	An awesome car I used to own from South Korea that took the luxury import market to school and beat them at their own game
Genesis G90	An awesome car I currently own from South Korea that took the luxury import market to school and beat them at their own game
Genesis Motor	The company who makes the Genesis vehicles listed above and is a subsidiary of Hyundai
Grand Forks Air Force Base	Another Air Force Base I was stationed at
Gwinn, Michigan	The peaceful town outside of K. I. Sawyer Air Force Base where I moved to for a while after leaving the United States Air Force
Heat (1995 film)	A masterpiece film & remake of L.A. Takedown by Michael Mann
Honda Gold Wing	The best touring motorcycle of all time, on which I have logged over 150,000 miles
Hyundai Genesis	An awesome car from South Korea that took the luxury import market to school and beat them at their own game
Indiana University	The university I attended in Bloomington, Indiana
Indiana University Bloomington	The campus I attended for Indiana University
Jack Ryan (franchise)	The entire ecosphere surrounding Tom Clancy's The Hunt for Red October
Jesse Itzler	Everywhere I go fly girls will please me - east to west college girls are easy!
K. I. Sawyer Air Force Base	My Strategic Air Command home for 8 years
K. I. Sawyer Heritage Air Museum	Keeping the memories of KI Sawyer alive
KC-X	The continually failing attempt by Boeing and the USAF to replace the Boeing KC-135 Stratotanker, which keeps falling on it's face
Kawasaki Ninja ZX-7R	My 2nd sportbike
Klipsch Audio Technologies	Good all-around home theatre speakers
Leah Remini	Babe with attitude
Legacy Audio	The best speakers you will ever hear in your lifetime
Linus Media Group	Very good technology review company formed by Linus Sebastian
Linus Sebastian	Founder of Linus Tech Tips and Linus Media Group, whose page is frequently vandalized
Liquid Soul	Acid jazz pioneer from Chicago with whom I have been affiliated with for 25 years
List of Miami Vice episodes	Is what it says - and is frequently a target of vandalism
List of Strategic Air Command bases	List of bases from the greatest Air Force Command that has ever existed. Been to several of these
Live at Montreux	Great music festival with many excellent concerts released over several years
Lockheed C-5 Galaxy	Largest military cargo aircraft in the United States Air Force on which I have logged several hours
M-28 (Michigan highway)	Stretch of road between Marquette, Michigan and Munising, Michigan which goes along the Lake Superior shoreline
M-35 (Michigan highway)	Stretch of road between Menominee, Michigan and Negaunee, Michigan and goes through Escanaba, Michigan and Gwinn, Michigan
M-553 (Michigan highway)	Stretch of road between Gwinn, Michigan and Marquette, Michigan, passing by K.I. Sawyer Air Force Base
M-94 (Michigan highway)	Stretch of road through K.I. Sawyer AFB once known as Freedom Boulevard and Voodoo
Mackinac Bridge	Longest bridge in the US, which I have crossed multiple times
Make Some Noise (Liquid Soul album)	An awesome album by Grammy-nominated Liquid Soul
Marquette, Michigan	Nearest shopping district to K. I. Sawyer Air Force Base which was severely impacted by the closure of the base in 1995
Mars Williams	Friend and sax player for Liquid Soul, The Waitresses and the Psychedelic Furs
Martin Ferrero	Hysterical actor from Miami Vice and Jurassic Park
Miami Vice	The coolest TV show of the 80s for style, music, women and decadence
Miami Vice (film)	A sadly failed attempt at modernizing the 80s TV show. It's a decent movie on its own - but it is not Miami Vice
Michael Mann	The Mann responsible for Miami Vice
Michael Mann filmography	List of shows and movies by Michael Mann
Microsoft Flight Simulator (2020 video game)	Something to do when unable to get actual seat time
Military Airlift Command	Cold War era military command mostly centered around logistics of military assets
Mixing console	The most critical tool in Audiovisual
Northern Michigan University	University in Marquette Michigan and home of the United States Olympic Training Center
Phil Collins	An incredible drummer and eventual singer for Genesis (band) and also solo artist
Polk Audio	A pretty good speaker manufacturer from back in the day, whose old stuff is much better than newer stuff
Reel-to-reel audio tape recording	The most superior recording format
Sawyer International Airport	What has become of the former K.I. Sawyer Air Force Base
Scott Russell (motorcyclist)	My inspiration from when I was riding sportbikes. He also made the Kawasaki Ninja ZX-7R one of the most desirable sportbikes with multiple championships
Strategic Air Command	The best USAF command ever. Bombers and tankers and nukes - oh my!
Tactical Air Command	The 2nd best USAF command. They got the fighters
Telecommunications	My hobby and profession
The Hunt for Red October (film)	The Tom Clancy movie that started it all
The O.C.	Cheesy early 2000's teen drama whose page is frequently abused and requires babysitting
The Sum of All Fears (film)	Yet another Tom Clancy film - part of the Jack Ryan enterprise
Third Watch	Cool TV show revolving around the drama of the Emergency Services agencies in New York City
Traffic message channel	A cool technology that was implemented in consumer GPS units, car stereos and other mobile platforms
Vari-Lite	The original intelligent lighting platform which revolutionized the entire performance lighting industry
WLUC-TV	TV6 in Marquette, Michigan where I once worked in production
WarGames	The original Cold War and Computer Geek movie. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

Userboxen

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Most Importantly...

NO BULL SHITThis users hates BULLSHIT. Don't even THINK of starting any unless you want to be "taken behind the gym".

Aviation

This user is a Boeing 777 fan.	This user is a Boeing 787 Dreamliner fan.	This user is a Airbus A350 XWB fan.	This user is a Lockheed L-1011 TriStar fan.	This user is a Ilyushin Il-76 fan.
This user is a Antonov An-124 fan.	This user has soloed a Cessna 172.	This user has flown as a passenger on a Boeing 707	This user has flown as a passenger on a Boeing 777.	This user has flown as a passenger on a Boeing 787.
This user is a fan of the Lockheed Constellation.	This user has flown as a passenger on a Lockheed L-1011 TriStar	This user is a Boeing enthusiast.	This user is a licensed aircraft pilot.	This user misses Northwest Airlines.
"Surely this user can't be serious?"	This user is serious. And don't call him "Shirley".	OSHThis user has made the pilgrimage to the EAA AirVenture Oshkosh	This user has over 10,000 flight hours

Military Aviation

This user is a fan of the Blue Angels.	This user has flown a T-34	This user is a F-15 fan.	This user is a fan of the Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress.	This user is a fan of the Red Arrows.
This user is a fan of the F-22 Raptor.	This user is a Phantom Phanatic.	This user has flown as a passenger on a C-141	This user is a fan of the F-117 Nighthawk.	This user is a fan of the MiG-29.
This user is a Lockheed Martin enthusiast.	This user is a member of the Military aviation task force of WikiProject Military history.	This user is/was a Military Aviator.	This user has flown in simulated combat.	This user has flown above the speed of sound in a high performance military aircraft.
This user loves Warbirds from the Gulf War	This user has flown in combat.

Military

This user is waiting anxiously for a loved one to return.	This user's loved one is gone, but not forgotten.	This user supports the troops in Iraq.	This user has deployed to Iraq as part of Operation Iraqi Freedom	This user is an American Disabled Veteran.
This user fought for the United States of America in the Gulf War.	This user fought for the United States of America in the Iraq War.	This user fought for the United States of America in a foreign conflict.	An ancestor of this user fought for the United States in the Vietnam War.	This user was awarded the U.S. Bronze Star Medal for meritorious service.
This user was awarded the U.S. Joint Service Commendation Medal.	This user has been awarded the National Defense Service Medal.	This user has been awarded the Marksmanship Ribbon.	This user is Always Out Front!	This user served in the United States military.
This user is a member of The American Legion.	VFWThis user is a member of the Veterans of Foreign Wars.	This user is a member of the Disabled American Veterans .	This user is/was a Military Aviator.	This user is retired from the United States Air Force.

Compute

This userbox is ... loading.	This user thinks "there is no place like 127.0.0.1".	This user's ICQ UIN is UserName.	This user really likes old computers.	DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!
CompTIA Network+This user is CompTIA Network+ Certified .	ROTFLOLThis user is ROTFLOL.	ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.	This user contributes using a PC that he built himself.	This user contributes to Wikipedia on a Chromebook.
This user really likes old computers.	This user can type 80 WPM.	This user contributes with an IBM Model M keyboard.	WDThis user owns a Western Digital hard drive.	This user contributes using a laptop.
This user hates all Apple devices.	5.1 This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.	2560 x 1080This user contributes at 2560 x 1080 resolution.	This user has a quad monitor configuration	NVIDIAThis user uses an Nvidia GeForce graphics card.
This user contributes using a Mechanical keyboard.	This user learnt how to use all their fingers for typewriting.	This user uses an ASUS Motherboard in his PC.	intel insideThis user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core i7 microprocessor.	This user remembers using 300-baud acoustically-coupled modems
This user remembers when the Apple II was cutting-edge technology.	This user remembers using punch cards.	This user contributes using a typewriter, and sends all contributions via snail mail.	This user still remembers these.	C=This user loves his Commodore computer!
This Wikipedian knows how to use a slide rule.	This user runs a home server on an ancient PC.	This user knows just enough about computers to be dangerous.	?This user uses Common Sense to avoid malware infections.	This user uses Google Calendar.
This user owns a Seagate hard drive.	FzThis user uploads websites with FileZilla.	This user works with Adobe Creative Cloud applications	This user knows how AutoCAD works.	This user contributes using 3ds Max.
This user enjoys 3D modeling  using Google SketchUp.	This user contributes using GIMP.	This user contributes using AdobePhotoshopCS2.	This user contributes using IrfanView.	PsThis user is skilled in Adobe Photoshop
AiThis user is skilled in Adobe Illustrator	This user has uninstalled Outlook Express.	This user burns CDs and DVDs with Xfburn.	This user contributes while using Winamp.	This user plays digital video files using the VLC media player.
This user listens to free music.	This user records with Audacity.	This user is using Microsoft Office .	This user uses Microsoft Publisher	This user uses Microsoft Excel
This user uses µTorrent.	napThis user used Napster back when it was free.	This user supports The Pirate Bay.	This user reads PDFs with Adobe Reader.	vi_This user contributes using vi.
This user contributes using Notepad++.	PrThis user is skilled in Adobe Premiere Pro	This user loves using Google Earth.	This user is using a firewall to protect their computer.	This user is paranoid enough to possess their own PGP key!
C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.	■■ ■■ This user remembers Microsoft Windows 3.1x	This user hates Windows 8, especially Windows Store.	This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress.	This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.
C:\>_  This user contributes using a CLI	This user contributes using Linux.	This user contributes with CentOS.	This user contributes with Red Hat Linux.	This user's smartphone is powered by Android.
This user is an Internet addict and is ashamed of it.	This user is Wikipedia Addicted	This user supports the de-criminalisation of illegal downloading.	This user adamantly supports Net Neutrality.	This user had a blog, but now he doesn't edit it anymore.
This user has a profile on MySpace.	This user remembers upgrading to a 2400 baud modem.	This user has a 4G connection in his area.	Fibre-opticThis user contributes using a fibre-optic connection.	This user allows his neighbors to use his wireless Internet connection.
OWNThis user uses an email account with his own domain name.	This user runs their own email server.	BBSThis user knows what a BBS is and has accessed them by phone line.	This user spends too much time on Internet forums.	This user has a Facebook profile.
This user does not "Like" Facebook.	This user has a Google account.	This user contributes to the Internet Movie Database.	MeWeThis user has a MeWe profile.	This user is a Cisco Certified Network Professional.
This user is certified for CIA "Info-Sec Components" awareness.	CSThis user plays Counter-Strike.

Personal

This Wikipedian was a member of the United States Air Force.	Is this user ready for a fight? Anytime, baby!	This user is a licensed amateur radio operator.	This user is a Storm Spotter for SKYWARN.	This user is waiting anxiously for a loved one to return.
This user's loved one is gone, but not forgotten.	This user is a citizen of the United States of America.	Driver's licenseThis user has a driver's license.	This user is a gearhead.	This user is a car enthusiast.
This user is a winter bicycler.	This user is a bicyclist.	This user plays eight-ball.	This user plays nine-ball.	INDThis user is a fan of the Indianapolis Colts.
GBThis user is a fan of the Green Bay Packers	This user is a cheesehead.	This user is a Michigan State Spartans fan	This user thinks life would be a lot better if people did not make a political issue out of literally everything.	This user eats donuts at Dunkin'DD
This user eats at McDonald's.	This user eats at Wendy's.	This user is from Chicagoland.	This user owns a Nintendo Entertainment System.	This user likes eagles.
This user likes falcons.	This user likes owls.	This user likes Ducks	This user enjoys feeding wild birds.	This user enjoys works of Science Fiction.
This user enjoys writing.	ACADEMIC JOURNALThis user has had his/her work published in an academic journal.	This user has published a book.	MAGAZINEThis user has had his work published in a magazine.	This user enjoys an ad-free internet thanks to Adblock Plus.
This user can fairly easily contribute using either Firefox or Google Chrome.	This user drove I-5 from Canada to Mexico.	This user drove U.S. Route 66 from Los Angeles to Chicago	This user has ridden Your Mom across the United States of America.	This user has been on a ferry.
This user likes motor yachts.	This user rides Amtrak.	This user supports HD DVD.	This user abstains from all forms of cannabis.	This user loves cats. Meow!
CPRThis user teaches CPR, cardiopulmonary resuscitation	This user teaches first aid.	This user is certified to use an automated external defibrillator (AED).	This user is certified to operate Heavy Machinery.	PMPThis user is a certified Project Management Professional.
This user loves films by Stanley Kubrick.	This user loves documentaries.	This user despises 3-D films.	This user is interested in severe weather.	This user is interested in meteorology.
This user is interested in Geography.	This user is interested in the space age.	This user remembers the Challenger disaster.	This user loves spaceships	This user favors the fresh, green, mint-flavored cocktail Mojito.
This user drinks BACARDI spirits.	This user enjoys Synthwave music.	This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.	I'm an AR-15 aficionado.	This user enjoys shooting bolt-action rifles.
This user enjoys and supports responsible fun with firearms.	This user is interested in guns of all kinds.	This user loves all kinds of fireworks.	This user stands with law enforcement.	This user is a former police officer.