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Debbie Does Dallas

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SCORE ONE FOR DEBBIE
Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be captain of the football team. But I was too small. But I had one thing that was big enough.
Well, Roberta, we all have our own thing. You have your candle, and I like it when Mr. Hardwick...

Debbie Does Dallas is a 1978 pornographic film starring Bambi Woods. The plot of the film focuses on a team of cheerleaders attempting to earn enough money to send the title character to Dallas, Texas to try out for the famous "Texas Cowgirls" cheerleading squad. The film was highly successful, selling 50,000 copies when it made it to videotape, making it the most successful video release of a porn film in its time. It is regarded as one of the most important releases during the so-called "Golden Age of Porn" (1969–1984), and remains one of the best-known pornographic films. The film famously fell into the public domain in the United States in the 1980s due to lack of a copyright notice or Copyright Office registration, and its public domain status was affirmed by a US court ruling in 1987 that declared its copyright to be lost.

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Narrator

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  • [Mr. Greenfield ejaculates after having sex with Debbie] This is red-white Dallas special. [cheering; Captions read “TOUCHDOWN FOR MR. GREENFELD” “SCORE ONE FOR DEBBIE”]

Dialogue

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Tammy: My goodness, Lisa, don't you ever wear underpants?
Lisa: Oh, I just like to feel free. It's nice to feel the clothes against your skin. It's bad enough we have to wear them. We should walk around like the way we came into this world—stark naked.

Tim: Hey, look, I don't like anyone interfering on my date nights—least of all my date herself.
Rick: Look, they think they can boost her morale if they go with her. After all, she's so far away from home and all.
Boy 2: Hey, man, it's not her morale that I am interested in boosting.

Donna: Your boyfriend seems really happy, and I know you're still a virgin, so what's your secret?
Annie: I'll tell you. Okay, who's got a banana?
Cindy: I do.
[the girls laugh]

[Mrs. Hardwick has just caught Roberta masturbating with a candle]
Mrs. Hardwick: Well, well, what have we here?
Roberta: Oh, fu-...
Mrs. Hardwick: Is this what we're paying you for?
Roberta: Oh, Mrs. Hardwick.
Mrs. Hardwick: Roberta, no, no, no. Roberta, it's fine, Roberta. Oh, don't worry, Roberta. I'm sorry. I was only kidding. Everything's fine, Roberta. Just sit down.
Roberta: Mrs. Hardwick.
Mrs. Hardwick: It's quite alright, Roberta. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Roberta: I didn't mean to take the time from work, Mrs. Hardwick.
Mrs. Hardwick: That's quite alright, Roberta. Now, Roberta, it's quite alright. Let's sit and talk for a minute.
Roberta: What do you want to talk about?
Mrs. Hardwick: Our own things. I mean, your thing, and my thing, and Mr. Hardwick's thing. Everything's just gonna be fine.
Roberta: Mrs. Hardwick, what are you doing?
Mrs. Hardwick: Well, Roberta, we all have our own thing. You have your candle, and I like it when Mr. Hardwick...
Mr. Hardwick: [walks in] When Mr. Hardwick is doing what? Am I interrupting something? Please let me interrupt anyway.

Cindy: You sure there isn't anything else we could do for you, Mr. Bradly?
Mr. Bradly: Yes, there is, but I don't think you'd understand.
Annie: You'd be surprised at what we understand.
Cindy: Mr. Bradly, we're not just washing cars anymore.
Mr. Bradly: Well, I really don't think you'd be into what I have in mind.
Cindy: You'd be surprised at what we're into, Mr. Bradly.

Mr. Biddle: What you need, young lady, is a good spanking!
Donna: Oh, I don't care, just don't tell my parents!
Mr. Biddle: And I'm just the one to give it to you.

Mr. Greenfeld: Oh! Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be captain of the football team. But I was too small. But I had one thing that was big enough.
Debbie: My, Mr. Greenfeld, how big you are!

Debbie: Oh, Greenfeld, you're so strong!
Mr. Greenfeld: That's because I eat my Wheaties every day.

Taglines

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  • EVERYONE ON THE TEAM SCORES WHEN HER POM-POMS FLY!
  • Vivid color for ladies and gentlemen over 21 years
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