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Hi.

I made this account after realizing that editing pages without being logged in doesn't really do anything.

I specialize in copyediting, revisions, rewrites, adding images, and overall article improvements. If I come across an error and I feel like I care enough, I'll probably fix it, or at least try to.

I primarily focus on military, emergency services, history, video games, weapons, vehicles, and food, though I regularly go outside those fields.

To-do list

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I never actually do any of these, but they're just here as constant reminders.

Directory

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I spent a lot of time working on these instead of doing other, more productive things. Oh, the time lost mopping up articles no one reads.

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Good articles

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DYK features

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Barnstars or awards or whatever

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I pray to God, Allah, YHWH, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, whoever the hell's out there, that I never have to use this.

Anyway, here is space for the awards:

  The Special Barnstar
For typing ==Background== and some other text on the 2021 Suez Canal obstruction. They say that; "if everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough" and that edit to the article only a day after it happened was speedy. Actually, I have no idea if anyone says that Possibly the greatest edit on Wikipedia ever made. Anonymous 7481 (talk) 00:00, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
  The Food and Drink Barnstar   
Hereby I award you this barnstar for military rations. Nice work! BorgQueen (talk) 23:09, 16 March 2023 (UTC)