Chariot

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en-us
-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

en-GB
-1

This user has a basic understanding of British English.

en-us-
ca-2

This person is pretty good at speaking California English, but still says "Frisco" sometimes.

en-CA

This user is a native speaker of Canadian English.

en-sg-1

This user can speak a tiny bit of Singlish only.

SoE-4

This here user's got a near-native understandin' of Southern American English and I reckon' surely spent lots of time in the finest parts of Dixie.

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pig

Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway away ativenay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.

Dsrt

This user understands the Deseret alphabet, a phonetic alphabet for the English language.

ipa-0
ə

This user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.

tlh-0

tlhIngan Hol jatlhbe' lo'wI'vam.

Wdk-0

This user has no idea how to speak Wenedyk but can tell you where it's from.

du-1

This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

fgn-1

This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.

gb-1

Dsh uuzzr izzzabll tuh kuntibbit wizza bveyschhhik lvvllov Gbrsh.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

...

This user would like to know oodles more languages.

C-1

This user is a beginning C programmer.

Java

This user can program in Java.

vb

This user is a Visual Basic programmer.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

mircs

This user is a mIRC scripter.

prog-2

This user is an intermediate programmer.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

iTS

This user uses the
iTunes Store.

US

This user uses American English.

AIM-2

This uzer has an intermediate understanding of the AIM lingos. 0_0

YA

This user is a young adult.

Y

This user is a member of
Generation Y.

This user is male.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user is of English ancestry.

Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is of Dutch ancestry.

Éireannach
This user is Irish.

This user is interested in their family history.

This user is not a biological parent.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 141.

This user is a Scorpio.

牛

This user was born in the year of the Ox.

This user was too slack to make Eagle Scout.

This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America.

6
C
12.011

This user is made out of Carbon.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user prefers it ... HOT!!

This user is from the planet Earth.

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

This user is from Eris.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user lives in the
United States of America.

This user has too much time on their hands.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user does not observe Daylight Saving Time.

noc

This user is nocturnal.

GMT
?

This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

This user is interested in religion.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user believes in the existence of a human soul or spirit.

This user is interested in theism, the belief in deities.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

GF

This user follows a gluten-free diet

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user does not smoke.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user has social anxiety.

This user is near sighted.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

This user is drug-free.

This user is mixed-handed.

This user is a carnivore.

This user eats potatoes.

This user loves to eat cucumbers.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats tomatoes.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chicken.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats popcorn.

This user prefers the metric system.

ft-lb

This user uses American Measurements.

pno-1

This user is a novice pianist.

rec-1

This user is a novice recorder player.

voc-2

This user is an intermediate vocalist.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user likes traffic lights. A lot.

This user can drive.

This user does not want to drive.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

This user pumps their own gas.

HIS

This user's favourite subject is History.

MATH

This user's favorite subject is Mathematics.

This user's favourite subject is Geography.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

This user is interested in
coin collecting.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in ancient Rome.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user enjoys tracking hurricanes.

This user enjoys watching the weather.

This user is an AFOL.

This user is a librarian - information scientist.

This user reads between the lines.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

-0-
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This user is obsessed with The War of the Worlds.

This user is a fan of Dune.

Atr

This user serves House Atreides.

Men

This user is a Mentat.

Fear

Fear is the Mind-Killer.

H	This user is a Hufflepuff.

D

This user reads Dilbert.

This user enjoys comics.

This user reads webcomics.

._.

This user sometimes reads manga.

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Milky Way Galaxy.

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Pegasus Galaxy.

"Jaffa, KREE!"

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

SW
I

This user thinks The Phantom Menace sucks more.

SW
II

This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucks more.

This user supports the
Galactic Empire.

STAR WARS

This user would shoot Greedo first.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

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This user is an officer in the Imperial Navy.

BSG	This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

LOST

4…8…15…16…23…42…
This user is LOST…

._.

This user sometimes watches anime.

This user loves using Google Earth.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user's Internet service provider is Cox Communications.

This user is crunching numbers using BOINC.

m
IRC

This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.

This user uses BitTorrent.

This user is using a web browser.

This user contributes using Firefox.

os

This user uses an operating system.

WinXP

Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Notepad.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user contributes using a PC.

SMAC

This user thinks Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri is the best game ever.

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

KotOR

This user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

NWN

This user plays Neverwinter Nights.

TS	Dis gweld es frotogé, en a wooka-dis now!

EVE

This user plays EVE Online.

TN

This user's alignment is True Neutral: the "Balancer."

This user is a Pokémon fan.

This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.

This user plays mahjong.

This user plays Risk.

S₁

This user is a Scrabble player.

This user enjoys playing solitaire.

.....

This user is a professional procrastinator.

This user's favorite color is green.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

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This space is for rent.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

ubx

This user uses userboxes.

This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

ubx-n

This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.