This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.
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This user has been a member of Wikipedia since October 27, 2007.
This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.
This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was, without a doubt, the worst movie ever. Rest assured that they were on the Internet within minutes, registering their disgust throughout the world.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.
This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit he has written on Wikipedia. Likewise, this user reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.