Derbaroo

Background

Derbaroo comes from Ancient Nordic semitic root Der'bau roovae, which, from the Layman's and Illiterate's Book of Nordic Meanings meaning 'him who is black'. Derbaroo now lives in Brisbane, Australia, and is a reknown figurehead in the area of Biblical Genealogies. He is often interviewed on American tele-evangelist talkback shows where he provides unparalleled expertise in the exposition of the books Chronicles and Kings. In 2006, Stephen rejected scholarships from Cambridge, Oxford and Harvard to come and study at the university for the third world - QUT.

Achievements

His hobbies include the elusive art of body boxing, hidden for centuries by the Incas in the remote cave dwellings of the mysterious Calacas Dorado Jungles of Guatemala. Now, it is the official national sport of New Zealand, with beat boxing and bad accents following closely behind. The intense sport needs a man stronger than Elvish Rope slapping his chest in tribal beats, much like the Nudgeroo people of Australia's desert, and in which creates a most beautious symphonic tone of nefarious proportions. However, if the body boxer does not adhere to Einstein's magic Bourne formula Black = smile at night + fast to steal / Centrelink, he could suffer serious life threatning injuries to his vena centralis coccydioidiomycostial brophyitus, resulting in a really bad headache. NOTE: if pain persists, don't see a a doctor that doesn't bulk bill, and take some Panadol.

Fame

His high profile cousin Jason Bourne, who starred in the movie blockbusters Bourne Identity and Bourne Supremacy, is a mere alias of Derbaroo. Although at first thought to be two different people, gossip columns around America are hinting at the fact that Derbaroo and Jason Bourne are actually the same person.

Nicknamed the Charcoal Express, Derbaroo's favorite song is I Will Walk in the Light, which hit number one on the BCF charts on the weekend.

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