User talk:TheLedBalloon

Welcome! This is the talk page of The Led Balloon, where you, yes you can send messages, comments, and pie to me. If you're wondering where the last messages you sent me are, they're gone! Gone forever! Muahahahaha! But seriously, they're not gone. They're here. If you'd like to post a message, place the new text (with a header of course, we try to remain civilized around here) right at the bottom of the page. Rules of engagement:

Sign and date all your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~). Put new text under old text. Click here to start a new topic. Respond to things where I say them; I will do the same. If I post on your talk page, reply there, and if you post here, I'll reply here.

Don't Be A Dick. Ask for things nicely, and I'll reply nicely. Try to be funny, rather than stupid. You are here to dance for my amusement, no? Don't Be A Dick. Seriously.

You don't exist

I don't believe in you, and I haven't just seen you. In other news: cheery chrimblemas Leddy! --UU - natter 21:09, Dec 2

Don't believe in me? It's like I'm back home with my parents again! Merry Christmas to you too my man. What's new on uncyclopedia? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:23, Dec 2

I am an awful person and repent for my past sins

Thusly, I have put all of my garbage on QVFD. Fou-Lu 23:22, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

One userspace cleanup coming up. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:28, Dec 2

By which I mean, RAHB just took care of it. What a guy! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:31, Dec 2

I never miss an opportunity to burn down an entire userspace. Except for that time when I accidentally missed an opportunity to burn down an entire userspace. I was justified, you understand, as I was on sojourn in outer space at the time. Also, hey, you're here. Woah. (and then you just banned me and I had to cut and paste this over again, feels just like old times :) -RAHB 23:35, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

The banning revolution is at hand! Down with communal capitalism, long live capital communism! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:02, Dec 3

Welcome back, Kotter

Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane! It makes a great seemingly non-threatening banning stick.

Thank you my friend, it's good to be back. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:01, Dec 3

I pre-urinated your bed for you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:00, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

I pre-pooped your pants for you. You're welcome. -- The Zombiebaron 03:38, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

And I post- urinated and pooped them. Yeah teamwork! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:24, Dec 3

Hello Dyslexic balloon

Seriously, your username just bugs the hell out of me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:52, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

I'm dyslexic not! Why say you would that!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:50, Dec 4

Because you forgot all the spaces between words... Obviously >.> ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:02, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Forgot...or never gave them any thought in the first place? You decide! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Dec 4 21:16, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Is it alive?

Did someone pull your DNA out of a mosquito in amber or something? I still want you to eat me on the toilet. --Nikau (talk) 05:08, 29 September 2014 (UTC)

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Re-feature queue

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:25, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021

Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:35, 10 February 2021 (UTC)