User:Blarneytherinosaur/Userboxes

The following self-classifications are susceptible to change without notice.

Background
This user lives in Australia	meatThis user is mostly or entirely made of meat.	This user always looks on the bright side of life.	"It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are only a Very Small User."
This user is associated with New Zealand	AmE-0 This user does not understand American 'English'.	This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.	This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.
This user is a broadcaster.	Ciamar a tha thu fhèin? This user is of Highlander ancestry. This does nae mean he is immortal.	??-? This box is kept empty for tax purposes	This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.	PC-0 This user is politically incorrect. Hence, he will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over himself trying to be inoffensive.	This user has been living in a cave somewhere.	This user is evil, and frequently says muahaha.
This user has never left the Eastern Hemisphere.	Dr. Who "I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"	non This user is full of non sequiturs. Fix my saxophone!	RD This user is a fan of Red Dwarf.
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!	This user is professional crank caller. Speaking of which, is your refrigerator running?	dlph-1 Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.	This user drives a rusty piece of junk.
This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.	... This user is a professional procrastinator.	q!-3' This user is a fluent speaker of Patent nonsense..	MERC This user is a Mercenary and chooses his or her own wars to fight in.
This user is a Renaissance man; Poor hygiene, bad teeth, and a life expectancy of 35.	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT ←	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?	GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
This user is pretty sure that he or she is an outlier compared to everybody else.	This user is nearsighted.	This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute especially when deadlines are approaching.	This user is someone's knight in shining armor.
Needle Nardle Noo This user listens to The Goon Show.	... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.	This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.	This user takes time to eat the flowers.
Faith
	This user adheres to the Westminster Confession of Faith. †πρεσβυτερος	✊Blarneytherinosaur was unable to seek God.†☠
This user is a Protestant Christian.	<>< This user is a Born Again Christian.	☟✋This user has been chosen by God.†יהוה	This user believes in intelligent design or creationism.
This user is a Presbyterian.	This user is a Calvinist or Reformed Christian.	→This user could not resist God's call.†💬	This user recommends the English Standard Version of the Bible.
This user respects the beliefs and religions of others, even though they're completely wrong.†	📖This user believes that expository preaching is desperately needed in today's church. ✝	✝Blarneytherinosaur is one of the sheep that Jesus laid down His life for. You are too.†⚖	This user does not pray enough. †
This user is a Five Point Calvinist.†	Jesus I love Jesus and Jesus loves me	🏃This user's faith in Christ will persevere to the end.†∞	evol-0 This user does not accept the theory of evolution.
Politics
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.	PL This user is pro-life.	This user does not recognize the independence of the thirteen colonies.	This user activates the Stargate to invade other planets.
	This user fights overpopulation by killing lots of people.
Style
party Don't you dare use the word "party" as a verb in this wiki!	A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.	they This user considers singular they standard English usage.
snuk This user says snuck.	... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something this user is okay with.	mankind This user is sick of hypersensitivity regarding gender specific language.	CW This user uses Commonwealth English.
Sport
AB This user supports The All Blacks	POW This user supports the Port Adelaide Power	BC This user supports the New Zealand Black Caps	WAR This user supports the New Zealand Warriors.
OTA This user supports the Otago Highlanders.	SYD This user supports the Sydney Swans
Interests
This user enjoys singing.	This user enjoys writing.	This user enjoys bicycling.	This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
Games
	This user is attacking you with all three dice.	SC3K This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
Media
This user reads The Border Mail.	This user reads The Age.	ABC This user supports Australian Broadcasting Corporation radio and television.	This user's news source is The Onion.
AM This reader is in a glass case of emotion.	WC This user never leaves a fellow crasher behind.	PAL This user's television receives PAL/PAL-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.	TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.
Music
pno-2 This user is an intermediate pianist.	rec-1This user is a novice recorder player.	org-2This user is an intermediate organist.	voc-1This user is a novice vocalist.
Wikipedia
This user is a member of WikiProject Userboxes.	WPC This user is a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club	This user spends far too much time editing their user page.	Non Commercial This User is against commercials in Wikipedia.
This user is a member of WikiProject Wikipedians for writing an encyclopedia.	— This space for rent.	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.	subst: This user subst:'s and removes fair-use images from userboxes in line with Wikipedia Policy.
	$\sum$ This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.