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I am King Dave "Conglacio" of Derby.

Dave was born over 385 moons ago in the Kingdom of Derby, the grandson of Peter, Apostle to the Irish. He found God, and began preaching this to all the peoples of the world, till he lost him again.

Dave was first recognised as King by the Emperor of the Vikings, and then by the Lord Protector of Puritania. Dave led a Coup against the Iranian led Starrist regime of Puritania, then joined the Iranian led take over of a small tropical island.

King Dave later retired from international conspiracies to become a phone monkey. Finally, He studied with the Molossian Military Academy before coming to the University of Derby to study Website Development and Theophysics.

His free time there was spent broadcasting royalist propaganda and '+1 Extreme Operatic Dragonslaying Symphonic Melodic Epic Heavy Hollywood Power Metal of the Mighty War Gods of Finland' on the local radio.

These days, He puts his military training to good use, by fighting for American Independence, climbing the ranks of the Irish Army and defending the people of Chesterfield from the Thinking Machines.

He does not speak Spanish.

Computery Stuff

.me

This user has an email account with his own domain name.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

This user can write HTML.

This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

@

This user can be reached by email.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of his mind.

C:\>_

This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

History

This user is a history buff.

This user is interested in his local history.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user is interested in the British Empire.

This user knows that battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms!

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

This user is interested in ancient Rome.

This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire

This user is interested in the
Middle Ages

This user is interested in the Crusades.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user is interested in the History of France.

This user is interested in the French Revolution.

This user is interested in the Napoleonic era.

This user is interested in the Napoleonic Wars.

This user is interested in the life and times of Napoleon.

This user is very interested in Napoleon.

This user is interested in the Ottoman Empire.

This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.

This user is interested in Central European history.

Others

This user reads webcomics.

8-Bit

"I like Swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria."

This user reads Questionable Content. So should you.

xkcd

This user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

lib

This user is a liberal.

Lib
Dem

This user
supports the
Liberal Democrats.

This user would like to live in the Vatican City.

Food

This user is a carnivore.

27.3

This user's body mass index
is 27.3

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user believes that tomatoes are fruits.

This user eats chocolate.

This user loves cake.

This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.

DRINK!

This user drinks English beer and ale.

Any beer is better than Foster's.

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks green tea.

This user loves A&W Root Beer

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