Infamous Amos has no shame.
No moral values are in his brain
Neither compassion inside his heart.
During the pastor's sermon he would often fart.
Aims to obtain the Seven Sacred Forks
Assaulted me with several storks.
He rides upon is Ignoble Steed
Looking to harass those in need.
He's a man who lives without rules
and breaks the legs of brand new stools.
In his bohemian ways he treads
Throwing rocks at defenseless Sunday Schoolers heads.
And to the cows in Farmer Brown's ranch,
He pokes out their eyes with a branch.
An arsenal of weapons is inside of his afro,
He will use them so his reign of terror may grow.
With a creepy smile always on his face,
He may just be the most depraved of all the human race.
With a light blue jacket and a red shirt under
His mischief might one day rip the nations asunder.
Help us stop this outlaw in red.
I don't care if you catch him alive or dead.
If you catch him at any time,
We can put an end to his wave of crime.
I'll personally give a huge reward:
The keys to my new Ford.
So I plead of all of you, help us stop this public menace.
-Sincerely, Town Sheriff Dennis
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